Sry, Calvin... Hobbes is mah friend, now...
he juss understands meh so well!
I don't always hump strangers But, when I do, I make sure it's your boses wife
ur boss iz mad at yew, aifinkso!
OK, ai keel it now U git reed ov bodee!!!
dis nawt my furst successful hunt.
The evolution of the pug
moar look a-likes dis-a-way!
Spotz N Stripes look good togedder!
trust me, ai knoes whut luks gud!
Mah teddy reely lubs me. Cuz he neber komplains wen I drool on him.
You know who else tested his friends for absorbency? Invader Zim!
juss as lawng as u don't maek too big ob a mess, rite?