quick gimme hair ob teh goggie!
sum gogiez luv teh smell ob socks!
Plz spay & nootur ur undies and sox - or dis cud be ur bed!
plz help doze in need!
Gotta do whatcha gotta do to get a treat!
Dr. Suess's The Fox in Sox
wait r u a foxie or a goggie?
Well, YOU were wearing MY collar, ya little emo, so I figgered, 'what the hey?'
at leest he didnt try 2 eated dem.
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