quick gimme hair ob teh goggie!
sum gogiez luv teh smell ob socks!
Plz spay & nootur ur undies and sox - or dis cud be ur bed!
plz help doze in need!
Gotta do whatcha gotta do to get a treat!
Well, YOU were wearing MY collar, ya little emo, so I figgered, 'what the hey?'
at leest he didnt try 2 eated dem.