sum gogiez luv teh smell ob socks!

Plz spay & nootur ur undies and sox - or dis cud be ur bed!

plz help doze in need!

Gotta do whatcha gotta do to get a treat!

Dr. Suess's The Fox in Sox

wait r u a foxie or a goggie?

Well, YOU were wearing MY collar, ya little emo, so I figgered, 'what the hey?'

at leest he didnt try 2 eated dem.

I will be taking one sock from your matched pairs per day... Until you take me off of this "diet" ... capiche?

tiem 2 get srs bout dis diet! socks kan b replaced!