Oh! Do mine, do mine in firecracker red plz!
ai liek 2 feel lyk a laydee!
I iz all powerful genie I grant you 3 wishez
welp, ai shur noez wut mai furst wish iz gunna b!
Dis happy goggie needs ur help wif a capshun!
Didn't know kitteh could hold onto teh ceiling wif hers clawz, totally up- side downs, wif hers tail all floofy, spitting and hissing...
oh man! dat wuz hi-lar-ee-ussh!
I finded pills and eated them!
man, ebrryfing is awl goofy and loony nao!
To avoid some serious de-furring and bloodletting all over your clean floor on my part, a little help in removing kitteh from my bed please?
rill, ai lubs mai bed and i needs it bak 4 important stuffs.
I need your opposable thumbs
dis nawt as chewie as dat uver fing...