I finded pills and eated them!

man, ebrryfing is awl goofy and loony nao!

To avoid some serious de-furring and bloodletting all over your clean floor on my part, a little help in removing kitteh from my bed please?

rill, ai lubs mai bed and i needs it bak 4 important stuffs.

I need your opposable thumbs

dis nawt as chewie as dat uver fing...

Dis lil puppeh needs ur help wif a capshun!

Dis lil puppeh needs ur help wif a capshun!

Luk, I know som hoomins need der "buty shleep," buh u ugly enuf as u is, an no amont of shleep will help. So weh gonna walk or wat?

u shud taek dis advice instead, aifinkso!

You're right! The only things missing are the Unicorn and Rainbow

will dis do instead?