hao doz ai noez wut iz down dere?!
I finded pills and eated them!
man, ebrryfing is awl goofy and loony nao!
To avoid some serious de-furring and bloodletting all over your clean floor on my part, a little help in removing kitteh from my bed please?
rill, ai lubs mai bed and i needs it bak 4 important stuffs.
I need your opposable thumbs
dis nawt as chewie as dat uver fing...
Dis lil puppeh needs ur help wif a capshun!
Luk, I know som hoomins need der "buty shleep," buh u ugly enuf as u is, an no amont of shleep will help. So weh gonna walk or wat?
u shud taek dis advice instead, aifinkso!
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