OMG ai lub mai squeeky toy!!!
I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT I'M HEARING! Isn't my shock apparent from my eyebrows?
I don't know what cats get from this.
u need 2 b a boxer 2 undrstand.
Day 21: They still think I'm a wad of bubble wrap.
ai need sum bubbl rap 4 protekshun.
These new green hotdogs leave much to be desired.
bleh i h8t green stuff nawt yummy.
I'll trade yu dis hole bowl ov green stuffz for a bacun.
how am ai spose 2 nom on dis?
Appropriately name, Einstein tended to spend more time contemplating the ball than playing with it.
wuz he named aftr Albark Einstein?
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