I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT I'M HEARING! Isn't my shock apparent from my eyebrows?
I don't know what cats get from this.
u need 2 b a boxer 2 undrstand.
Day 21: They still think I'm a wad of bubble wrap.
ai need sum bubbl rap 4 protekshun.
These new green hotdogs leave much to be desired.
bleh i h8t green stuff nawt yummy.
I'll trade yu dis hole bowl ov green stuffz for a bacun.
how am ai spose 2 nom on dis?
Appropriately name, Einstein tended to spend more time contemplating the ball than playing with it.
wuz he named aftr Albark Einstein?
Wher's da off swich on dis ting?
hab u tried teh remot kontrol?
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