trust meh ai kno a intervenshun wen ai see 1.
but sharin iz no fun!
OMG ai lub mai squeeky toy!!!
I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT I'M HEARING! Isn't my shock apparent from my eyebrows?
I don't know what cats get from this.
u need 2 b a boxer 2 undrstand.
Day 21: They still think I'm a wad of bubble wrap.
ai need sum bubbl rap 4 protekshun.
These new green hotdogs leave much to be desired.
bleh i h8t green stuff nawt yummy.