U watch duckee while ai go swimminz? Dat tub a lil 2 big. Hims mite get lost.
Did U see da LOL wif da kitteh dat got stuck in da fireplace? Dat wuz a funneh wun. Heh, heh.
Go to my happy place, go to my happy place! Hey Marvin want to see my new bikini?
"Is this your stupid idea of parody?"
Kan yu reed me annudder storee?
Doan luk at meh! How shud ai noz?
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