You like my new squeaky toy? I stole it off the cat
Yeah, hilarious. Now, where are your favorite shoes?
Psst... dude, don't you know anything about "bases"?
Dat wuz a neet trik... Kin yu maek da kitteh disapeer?
U watch duckee while ai go swimminz? Dat tub a lil 2 big. Hims mite get lost.
Did U see da LOL wif da kitteh dat got stuck in da fireplace? Dat wuz a funneh wun. Heh, heh.
Go to my happy place, go to my happy place! Hey Marvin want to see my new bikini?