IZNT THIS THE CATS JOB???

Hey Lassie, where's Timmy? Don't know, don't care. Word.

You like my new squeaky toy? I stole it off the cat

Yeah, hilarious. Now, where are your favorite shoes?

Psst... dude, don't you know anything about "bases"?

Dat wuz a neet trik... Kin yu maek da kitteh disapeer?

U watch duckee while ai go swimminz? Dat tub a lil 2 big. Hims mite get lost.