Did U see da LOL wif da kitteh dat got stuck in da fireplace? Dat wuz a funneh wun. Heh, heh.

Go to my happy place, go to my happy place! Hey Marvin want to see my new bikini?

"Is this your stupid idea of parody?"

Kan yu reed me annudder storee?

Doan luk at meh! How shud ai noz?

Personal Shopper How Mai I Helps Yoo?

sniff oh, not from around here, are ya?