I feel a little DESSERTed.
aww who wud dessert a hot dog sundae??
...then he said he hadn't had a bite in days. So I bit him!
Hehehe, that one always breaks me up.
meybe i jus dun get it...
I'm board. That explains the plank look on my face.
wat stage ob boredum r u in?
DO I LIKE MY JOB AS A SHEEP DOG? I DON'T KNOW. AT THE MOMENT, I'M ON THE FENCE!
omg ur so punny!
Everybody kisses a little Ass now and then...
iz dat y ur breff so bad?
Fowl play is suspected.
wat kinda fowl? leik a party fowl?
YOU DON'T WANT TO EAT ME THE DISH WILL BE REPUGNANT.
ugh cookin sownds liek 2 much work aniwayz...
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