I iz a corndog.

wait wat kinda corn r u?

Servis Goggiez are sew smart dat yu will ushully fynd dem

we shure r excellent goggies!

Hez a pal-o-mine-o!

c'mon friend! let's go hab sum fun!

BLOCK-HEADS

ai lub a gud pun!

There's a new band out. It's called Alice in Drains.

goggies lub puns just like we do!

So wut's so tuff abowt livvin in da hood?

PUG LIFE