What's wrong with your voice?
I'm just a little hoarse.
hors punz r teh best.
Iguana kiss you all Rover.
dat iz 1 uglee goggie...
The Nose Knows.
r u freatenin meh?
I feel a little DESSERTed.
aww who wud dessert a hot dog sundae??
...then he said he hadn't had a bite in days. So I bit him!
Hehehe, that one always breaks me up.
meybe i jus dun get it...
I'm board. That explains the plank look on my face.
wat stage ob boredum r u in?
DO I LIKE MY JOB AS A SHEEP DOG? I DON'T KNOW. AT THE MOMENT, I'M ON THE FENCE!
omg ur so punny!
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