I feel a little DESSERTed.

aww who wud dessert a hot dog sundae??

...then he said he hadn't had a bite in days. So I bit him!

Hehehe, that one always breaks me up.

meybe i jus dun get it...

I'm board. That explains the plank look on my face.

wat stage ob boredum r u in?

DO I LIKE MY JOB AS A SHEEP DOG? I DON'T KNOW. AT THE MOMENT, I'M ON THE FENCE!

omg ur so punny!

Everybody kisses a little Ass now and then...

iz dat y ur breff so bad?

Fowl play is suspected.

wat kinda fowl? leik a party fowl?

YOU DON'T WANT TO EAT ME THE DISH WILL BE REPUGNANT.

ugh cookin sownds liek 2 much work aniwayz...