U r sew byootiful wen u haz hotdog
man, ai noes da feeling!
don't be pessimistic! at leest u iz nawt wun ob dees peepuls!
screw the cheezburgers i gots a pizza!
screw pizza.. i gots stayk!
Im sooo very happy right now
fanks 4 pickin' it up 4 me!
Dis waturpunkinz r wunnerful. Did u save sum fer urself?
r u gettin' all ob ur vitamins and nutrients?
My momma always told me you can't make an omelet without breaking eggs
was dey reddy 2 b broked?
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