Iz twue wat dey said, da cake IZ a lie...
but, u sayd dere wud b sum here!
No...iz not ur pizza... ...iz new beard
ai grew it maiselfz!
this scam is totally working
all we has to do is pretend to be in love and the stoopie hoomans can't wait to give us all kinds of yummy noms
tiem 2 eets!
ordur mi pizza wiff hotdogs an cheezburgers an beef grabey all over it
ai will be waytin' for my noms!
Duuuuuuude, who ate all the pecan sandys?
dey wuz homemade!
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