YOUR TUNA CASSEROLE even the dog won't eat it.

sumfing weerd on dis wun...

O-O-O-Ho-HOH JACKPOT!!!

Jar is dirty. I'll fix it!

ai lubs peanut butter, 2!!

screw the cheezburgers i gots a pizza!

screw pizza.. i gots stayk!

My momma always told me you can't make an omelet without breaking eggs

was dey reddy 2 b broked?

oooh! leftover bacon from this morning! i'm sure Uncle Max won't mind!

it's for medical purposes! i promise!

watch closely as i make this ice cream magically disappear

ok, so mebbe it wuz nawt magik...