Uh oh! He juss poopt in da howse! He'l git da newzpapur fur shur!

u shug just awpologiz.

i too wittle to reads whys u give me papers?

iz it fur eats?

No. I shan't read you the "funnies".

da glasses don't halpz.

Akshully, the beavers an I get along just fine... We play poker on teh weekends

can ai join in on da gaems!

Fetches the paper Chews it

Scumbag Dog

da one dat started it all!

Iz read it, all bad newz

ai always keep up -2-date on current wurld events.