i too wittle to reads whys u give me papers?
iz it fur eats?
No. I shan't read you the "funnies".
da glasses don't halpz.
Akshully, the beavers an I get along just fine... We play poker on teh weekends
can ai join in on da gaems!
Fetches the paper Chews it
da one dat started it all!
Iz read it, all bad newz
ai always keep up -2-date on current wurld events.
Dere editorials were biased. I better poop on dat part first.
Yeah, your team lost. Deal with it! Can we go out, already or what?
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