I want to be like you when I grow up, 'cause you hardly eber poop in the kitchen!
kan u teech meh to use teh potty liek u?
Four meetballz is missin? Huh. Imagin that. Mysteeriuz.
did u hab help in ur meetball haist?
My momma always told me you can't make an omelet without breaking eggs
was dey reddy 2 b broked?
See Moar Movin Pitchers at Senor Gif!
Iz meh da onee wun hoo memberz wut dis room for?
u shure noe where 2 luk for da gud stuff, aifinkso!
Don't tell her I liked the beaters too- before she used 'em.
do u fink he will get in trubble frum dis guy?