akully dose fings r pretty tasty!

u shud hab traid a widdle harder.

I want to be like you when I grow up, 'cause you hardly eber poop in the kitchen!

kan u teech meh to use teh potty liek u?

Four meetballz is missin? Huh. Imagin that. Mysteeriuz.

did u hab help in ur meetball haist?

My momma always told me you can't make an omelet without breaking eggs

was dey reddy 2 b broked?

See Moar Movin Pitchers at Senor Gif!

Iz meh da onee wun hoo memberz wut dis room for?

u shure noe where 2 luk for da gud stuff, aifinkso!