"I dance because I'm hungry, and I'm hungry because I dance..."
spoders aint nuffin 2 mess wiff!
iz dis 1 ob dose silly cookin showz?
akully dose fings r pretty tasty!
u shud hab traid a widdle harder.
I want to be like you when I grow up, 'cause you hardly eber poop in the kitchen!
kan u teech meh to use teh potty liek u?
Four meetballz is missin? Huh. Imagin that. Mysteeriuz.
did u hab help in ur meetball haist?
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