sir, sir I would appreciate it if you'd just calm down
u shud be nice 2 da technishun goggies! dey is tryin' 2 halps u!
IZ IN UR BACKYARDZ WATERIN UR GRASS
r shure dis is da rite 1?
Dont feel bad, Fred, it'z a cat fing... goggie sjust nawt bilt for klimbin treez.
how can ai ebur fank u 4 meakin' me feel betturz?
dere dere. no wut will mayk u feel beddur?
ai noes a great place!
Set yur tookas down here 'n rest! Yoo look plum tuckered owt gurl.
don't mind if ai dew!
Dere no obvious sign ob foul play, we need to look deeper. Take him to da lab.
u iz in gud hands, goggie!
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