I'll be your tudor.... So what's this math your talking about?

be careful wif doez numburz, now!

I'm REALLY Beggin' ya! Get her a teething ring, a pacifier - SOMETHING! Eventually, my patience WILL run out!

she sure doez lub u, don't she?

Depressed doggie found it hard to keep his chin up so kitteh helped

ai will gib him awl da lub ai kan!

Do like dis. Dat alwayz helps meh consintwate!

u nebbur follow direkshuns!

Dis Howl-o-ween goggie needs ur help wif a capshun!