Skooz meh, kan yoo see mah hoomin frum up dere?
yep! sheez ober dere tangled up near da tree!
ai will show u ebryfing u need 2 noez bowt da wurld, kiddo!
You fell down. Would slobbering on you help?
yep, ai fink dat will doo da twick!
i'll open this 4 u, dunt wuri.
ohh@! littul baybee kitteh, i fink ai noez wut dis iz!
no need 2 put dem upz! ai just stay down heer!
Forgot your class again, didn't ya? Yep.
u b lukin' sew handsum in dem tho!
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