Be bery quite en heres. Da wybwarian haz a nastee bite.
Iams? I only eat organics from Seattle
wat u meen, organix?!
THE PHONE RANG WHILE YOU WERE OUT.
IT WAS DOG.
Tax tyme. It's exausticatin'.
dere is juss so much 2 noez!
Dis lil puppeh needs ur help wif a capshun!
SDM seeking SDF I like walks in the rain, chasing balls, and rolling in stinky stuff
ai am gettin' reddy 4 mai date as we speek!
Husband out on business... becomes man of the house
lernin' frum da bestest!