Ok I've fixed the budget, the new budget will allow for more milkbones but, we no longer can afford the cat.
but how much we gotz in teh bank?
Last week the sammich-sharin seemed frightfully inequal. Dat's okay. U dunt see very well. Today I have brought you a nife an yer glasses. What say we even things up a bit?
y shud u hab sammich but nawt meh?
I sure wish Mom wud put her glasses on BEFORE she puts me in teh car.
n i h8t i wen she dribez 2 fast.
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hab u met sherlock bones?
NERD IS THE WORD.
omg i luv nerdz!!!
I am who I am. Your approval is not needed.
don be afreid 2 b urself!
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