Last week the sammich-sharin seemed frightfully inequal. Dat's okay. U dunt see very well. Today I have brought you a nife an yer glasses. What say we even things up a bit?
y shud u hab sammich but nawt meh?
I sure wish Mom wud put her glasses on BEFORE she puts me in teh car.
n i h8t i wen she dribez 2 fast.
ELEMENTARY my dear Watson!
hab u met sherlock bones?
NERD IS THE WORD.
omg i luv nerdz!!!
I am who I am. Your approval is not needed.
don be afreid 2 b urself!
I'm real into the high-pitched dog-whistles. I'm sure you've never heard of em.
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Colors include Spiced Liver and Dusty Bacon, and there is even a dogocle for dogs with refined tastes.
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