I'm board. That explains the plank look on my face.
wat stage ob boredum r u in?
DO I LIKE MY JOB AS A SHEEP DOG? I DON'T KNOW. AT THE MOMENT, I'M ON THE FENCE!
omg ur so punny!
Luk, kan u at leest akt skared? I gots a reputashun to upholed.
meybe u need sum praktice?
Just waiting for that random, ever-elusive, strawberry ice-cream cone to stroll by.
chek out dis icecreem kone magik trik!
i can haz bawl back?
r u sure der wuz a ball?
Dis lil puppeh needs ur help wif a capshun!
Our favorite activity in the winter is to be mistaken for really short abominable snowmen.
we liek to skares da wimpy goggies...