Do me a favour? Bark loudly, then chase yourself away. I'm busy napping and stuff.
r u shur u wont bark??? we kan change ur maind.
Waggles has an unfortunate addiction to anonymous booping.
itz sad but boopin kan b rly adiktive...
The long expected sequel to 'The cat who walks through walls'.
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"The Dog Who Tried to Follow The Cat But Got Stuck Instead"
sounz kewl but i prefer fantashy buks.
I'm board. That explains the plank look on my face.
wat stage ob boredum r u in?
DO I LIKE MY JOB AS A SHEEP DOG? I DON'T KNOW. AT THE MOMENT, I'M ON THE FENCE!
omg ur so punny!
Luk, kan u at leest akt skared? I gots a reputashun to upholed.
meybe u need sum praktice?
Just waiting for that random, ever-elusive, strawberry ice-cream cone to stroll by.
chek out dis icecreem kone magik trik!
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