ai iz pwintsess pwintsesses dont go to vet

Ohai... yoo smellz like... bacon... Wait a minute.... didn't yoo say we wuz out?

IT ATTACKED MEH FIRST IT WAS IN SELF-DEFENCE

OH, DA NANNY CAM WAZ ON?.... I WAZ JUS WATERIN DA PLANTZ

Y U NO BELEEV ME? It was teh kitteh!!1!

I had 2 watch royal wedding crap Ur turn 2 clean up royal messes

silber lining: dis is proof u wuz missed