ai hop ai dunt get in trubble 4 losin teh sheep...
It was the cat. I tried to stop him but it was too late.
it iz alwayz teh kitteh...
No, I can't go out with you tonight I just washed my ears and can't do a thing with them!
watr u doin in teh shower goggie??
uh, ai kan 'splain, see, ai been doin a LOT ob babysitting dis summer, yeah, dat'z it.
Fubzy ting? Wee deaded it. U wellcoms.
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