Hmmmmmm so skeptical...

Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can't eat it or play with it, then pee on it and walk away.

goggie seyz relax!

Sleep till you're hungry. Eat till you're sleepy.

y not jus doo both at saem tiem?

DOGS: They still love you, even though they know you're made of meat.

goggies are gud at luvin hoomans

Stop and eat Flower, the Cat says... Tastes just like Ribeye, the Cat says... I hate the Cat!

ai needs moar fibur in mai diet...

Are You Sure You Want That Egg McMuffin?

maykin brekfast iz hard werk...

I'll take one of those...and one of those...and one of those...and one of those...and...

nekst tiem we goez 2 a fancy playc!