Hmmmmmm so skeptical...
Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can't eat it or play with it, then pee on it and walk away.
goggie seyz relax!
Sleep till you're hungry. Eat till you're sleepy.
y not jus doo both at saem tiem?
DOGS: They still love you, even though they know you're made of meat.
goggies are gud at luvin hoomans