Candy may be dandy but liquor is quicker

it awlso mayks u krayzee!

Maramdrunk the wino dog!

mai buddie bob is da same wai!

I is not sure what JD is but please not to have me drink it again.

oh boy... u shure went ober bord!

Ugh. My head is POUNDING. Sweet Baby Jesus why did I drink all of that egg nog last night? Hold on a sec... Am I in a Christmas tree?

A TUMMY RUB & A BOTTLE OF WINE Yes... I'd say I'm nice and relaxed now...

LATE NITE ...HUH

u nawt lukin' so grate. mebbe u need halps?

In dog beers... I've only had 1...

ai don't belebe u!