Tonight, too many coloured drinks with umbrellas in them. Tomorrow, you'll be immortalised on Facebook.
hay! howd u git in heer?!
Candy may be dandy but liquor is quicker
it awlso mayks u krayzee!
Maramdrunk the wino dog!
mai buddie bob is da same wai!
I is not sure what JD is but please not to have me drink it again.
oh boy... u shure went ober bord!
Ugh. My head is POUNDING. Sweet Baby Jesus why did I drink all of that egg nog last night? Hold on a sec... Am I in a Christmas tree?
A TUMMY RUB & A BOTTLE OF WINE
Yes... I'd say I'm nice and relaxed now...
LATE NITE ...HUH
u nawt lukin' so grate. mebbe u need halps?