its nawt fair ai wuz just tryn 2 relax!
Hey babe, what's your sign?
Beware of dog.
ur sucha flurt!
Your date left two hours ago, you drunken fool.
u mait hab a drinkin pwoblem.
One Tequila, Two Tequila, Three Tequila FLOOR!
uuurrgg no moar tekila...
An afder da partee... Mai Hooman walkes like dis.
did ur hooman get goosed?
98 bottles of beer on the wall...
r dey countin in dog beers?
Tonight, too many coloured drinks with umbrellas in them. Tomorrow, you'll be immortalised on Facebook.
hay! howd u git in heer?!
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