By AMAZONDIME
Hey babe, what's your sign?
Beware of dog.
ur sucha flurt!
Your date left two hours ago, you drunken fool.
u mait hab a drinkin pwoblem.
One Tequila, Two Tequila, Three Tequila FLOOR!
An afder da partee... Mai Hooman walkes like dis.
98 bottles of beer on the wall...