I dont do mornings so shut the Blinds or i'll bite u
Don't be lookin' at my naughty bits!
I DON'T MAKE A GOOD HUSKY
Don't fear, hoomin!! Ai has killified teh papur monster for yoo! Baffroom iz safe naow No needz to fank meh
lord have mercy plz don let dis fall
I GOT THIS FOR YOU!!!! (JUST DON'T LOOK AT THE REST OF THE GARDEN, OK?
DON'T EVEN ASK (code for "it was the cat")