I DON'T MAKE A GOOD HUSKY
Don't fear, hoomin!! Ai has killified teh papur monster for yoo! Baffroom iz safe naow No needz to fank meh
lord have mercy plz don let dis fall
I GOT THIS FOR YOU!!!! (JUST DON'T LOOK AT THE REST OF THE GARDEN, OK?
DON'T EVEN ASK (code for "it was the cat")
WOOAH!! Ai sirriusleh dont rememberz dat fing bein der when Ai went to teh sleepies earlier