This is why I don't care for the little hoominz.
Doan luk at meh! How shud ai noz?
hmm, ai still dun see nuffin zzzz ...
If at first you don't succeed . . . take a nap
Y U NO BELEEV ME? It was teh kitteh!!1!
I dont do mornings so shut the Blinds or i'll bite u
Don't be lookin' at my naughty bits!