Hey Lassie, where's Timmy? Don't know, don't care. Word.
U shud nawt be laffin... Ai fetches it bedder den u frows it.
This is why I don't care for the little hoominz.
Doan luk at meh! How shud ai noz?
hmm, ai still dun see nuffin zzzz ...
If at first you don't succeed . . . take a nap
Y U NO BELEEV ME? It was teh kitteh!!1!