hmm, ai still dun see nuffin zzzz ...
If at first you don't succeed . . . take a nap
Y U NO BELEEV ME? It was teh kitteh!!1!
I dont do mornings so shut the Blinds or i'll bite u
Don't be lookin' at my naughty bits!
I DON'T MAKE A GOOD HUSKY
Don't fear, hoomin!! Ai has killified teh papur monster for yoo! Baffroom iz safe naow No needz to fank meh