No, I do not believe I feel like playing "Fetch" today
I'll pencil you in for Tuesday, shall I?
ai hab anuther appointment 2day, sowwy!
LET ME TELL YOU WHAT YOU CAN DO WITH YOUR SLED...
dat iz nawt mai job!
ur foolishness is not amusing
it must be hard 2 be in ur shoos sumtimez!
♪Don't stand, don't stand so Don't stand so close to me♪
no, ai iz serious!
plz wer pantz!!!!!!!!!
ai seez a good pair ob pants rite in front ob meh!
He lied! Dis NAWT whipped creem!!!
ai gawtz da reel stuff!
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