stoopid amazon! dis isnt wut i orderd!!
here, lemme halps u wif dat!
Ai iz having one.
no, thanks! do not want!
Not comin out til all the stoopit goes away
ai am sumtiems left wif kwestshuns abowt hoomans...
Move? Yeah...I'll get right on that.
u knows whut ai alwayz says!
You told me cheetos. Not carrots.
sum1 stole dem frum meh!
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