lickin envelopez not yumz
No one wants to listen to your crap anymore!
no, ai am totally serious abowt dat!
dont go neer doze balls, man. they tayst relly BAD
doz orange ones r ok!
I hate Mondays
Friday will b here soon enuf!
I iz ded. So I dont need a baf.
don't eben try 2 maek me do it!
ai sayz u gotta start it ovur! u needs a bettur intro!
When Iz axed 4 chicken dis not what i meant
kitteh finks differently!