No one wants to listen to your crap anymore!
no, ai am totally serious abowt dat!
dont go neer doze balls, man. they tayst relly BAD
doz orange ones r ok!
I hate Mondays
Friday will b here soon enuf!
I iz ded. So I dont need a baf.
don't eben try 2 maek me do it!
ai sayz u gotta start it ovur! u needs a bettur intro!
When Iz axed 4 chicken dis not what i meant
kitteh finks differently!
Dis Howl-o-ween goggie needs ur help wif a capshun!