Who disturbs me from my slumber?
u iz nawt a morning persun, r u?
I will be taking one sock from your matched pairs per day... Until you take me off of this "diet" ... capiche?
tiem 2 get srs bout dis diet! socks kan b replaced!
i dont care how much peanut butter you have im not licking that.
hooman, u r jus so gross sumtiemz!
lickin envelopez not yumz
No one wants to listen to your crap anymore!
no, ai am totally serious abowt dat!
dont go neer doze balls, man. they tayst relly BAD
doz orange ones r ok!
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