I will be taking one sock from your matched pairs per day... Until you take me off of this "diet" ... capiche?
tiem 2 get srs bout dis diet! socks kan b replaced!
lickin envelopez not yumz
No one wants to listen to your crap anymore!
no, ai am totally serious abowt dat!
dont go neer doze balls, man. they tayst relly BAD
doz orange ones r ok!
I hate Mondays
Friday will b here soon enuf!
I iz ded. So I dont need a baf.
don't eben try 2 maek me do it!