HALP! I is turnin old

ai rememburr mai yoof...

O-O-O-Ho-HOH JACKPOT!!!

OOOohhh that burger yea i eated it

oit wuz da most delishush burger eber!

screw the cheezburgers i gots a pizza!

screw pizza.. i gots stayk!

oooh! leftover bacon from this morning! i'm sure Uncle Max won't mind!

it's for medical purposes! i promise!

THEY CALLED ME DISABLED I CALLED THEM A DELICIOUS SIDE DISH

don't mess wif meh!

Ur femur ..i borrowed it.

my brudder gawt da rest ob it...