screw the cheezburgers i gots a pizza!
screw pizza.. i gots stayk!
oooh! leftover bacon from this morning! i'm sure Uncle Max won't mind!
it's for medical purposes! i promise!
THEY CALLED ME DISABLED I CALLED THEM A DELICIOUS SIDE DISH
don't mess wif meh!
Ur femur ..i borrowed it.
my brudder gawt da rest ob it...
watch closely as i make this ice cream magically disappear
ok, so mebbe it wuz nawt magik...
Mmmmmm! I smells Tanksgibbin turkey!
ai lubs turkey dai!
Bring on deh turkee!
Happee Fanksgibin' Ebbryone!
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