watch closely as i make this ice cream magically disappear

ok, so mebbe it wuz nawt magik...

Mmmmmm! I smells Tanksgibbin turkey!

ai lubs turkey dai!

Bring on deh turkee!

Happee Fanksgibin' Ebbryone!

Doez pupcakes luk so yummy! I fink dat we shud eatz dem awl up! But, we gotta maek shure we save sum 4 dat fluffy goggie, afterall it luks liek she wuz da model 4 awl ob dem!

ordur mi pizza wiff hotdogs an cheezburgers an beef grabey all over it

ai will be waytin' for my noms!

Excuz me sir, put dis in bowl plz?

an fetch meh a cheezburger, 2!