i be gibing kisses owt .. ..dis missiletow rite?

werks 4 meh! lay wun on meh!

You mean... I'm not a people?

momma, u iz mistakin, aifinkso!

Oh, don't gimme that look! I learned how to do this watching you slither up 'em when you get home from Happy Hour! I just reversed the process!

dis iz awl ai can fink of wen ai seez u liek dat!

Dis lil puppeh needs ur help wif a capshun!

so, in exchange for eating dry kibble all week, i get hotdogs on sundog? yeah, rite, that's what you promised me last week!

ai hab udder wayz ob getting whut ai wants!