i be gibing kisses owt .. ..dis missiletow rite?
werks 4 meh! lay wun on meh!
You mean... I'm not a people?
momma, u iz mistakin, aifinkso!
Oh, don't gimme that look! I learned how to do this watching you slither up 'em when you get home from Happy Hour! I just reversed the process!
dis iz awl ai can fink of wen ai seez u liek dat!
Dis lil puppeh needs ur help wif a capshun!
so, in exchange for eating dry kibble all week, i get hotdogs on sundog? yeah, rite, that's what you promised me last week!
ai hab udder wayz ob getting whut ai wants!
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