Archaeologists find an ancient Corgi amazingly well-preserved.
Dunt gib intu teh blahs. Wut abowt chain' a ball or fetchin' a stik? Did yu ebem try dat?
hay, y iz u sad n-e-wayz?!
HOW TO BE BECOME A ZEBRA IN TWELVE EASY STEPS
zebra shure noe whut iz up!
Tonight, too many coloured drinks with umbrellas in them. Tomorrow, you'll be immortalised on Facebook.
hay! howd u git in heer?!
DOWN FOR THE COUNT Literally
ai am literully exhausted!
THE PHONE RANG WHILE YOU WERE OUT.
IT WAS DOG.
THOUGH BEENY'S INTEREST IN SCIENCE WAS COMMENDABLE, SOME OF HIS EXPERIMENTS WERE ILL-ADVISED.
I LURVE SCIENCE!!