Tell the mail man I'm sick
BED & BREAKFAST
Archaeologists find an ancient Corgi amazingly well-preserved.
Dunt gib intu teh blahs. Wut abowt chain' a ball or fetchin' a stik? Did yu ebem try dat?
hay, y iz u sad n-e-wayz?!
HOW TO BE BECOME A ZEBRA IN TWELVE EASY STEPS
zebra shure noe whut iz up!
Tonight, too many coloured drinks with umbrellas in them. Tomorrow, you'll be immortalised on Facebook.
hay! howd u git in heer?!
DOWN FOR THE COUNT Literally
ai am literully exhausted!