Archaeologists find an ancient Corgi amazingly well-preserved.

Something happy this way comes! -Irish Wolfhound

Dunt gib intu teh blahs. Wut abowt chain' a ball or fetchin' a stik? Did yu ebem try dat?

hay, y iz u sad n-e-wayz?!

HOW TO BE BECOME A ZEBRA IN TWELVE EASY STEPS

zebra shure noe whut iz up!

Tonight, too many coloured drinks with umbrellas in them. Tomorrow, you'll be immortalised on Facebook.

hay! howd u git in heer?!

DOWN FOR THE COUNT Literally

ai am literully exhausted!

THE PHONE RANG WHILE YOU WERE OUT.

IT WAS DOG.