ai will hypnotaiz u!!!
The new dog really creeps me out.
dun laff, r u shur dats nawt a goggie?
Is this the real life? Or is this just fantasy?
dreemz kan cum tru!
Plz spay & nootur ur undies and sox - or dis cud be ur bed!
plz help doze in need!
We need to talk. The dark side has offered me cookies. I expect you to offer prime rib.
teh dark said dusnt pway fair!