Am I ded? Cus I think Im in dog heaven.
OMG wer am ai?
YOU MY FRIEND HAVE RISEN TO NEW LEVELS OF STUPIDITY.
ok so ur rly stoopid but nawt dis stoopid.
Officer, I swear that white substance in my pocket is just flea powder!
sum goggiez r fitin back!
BEST BLANKET EVAR.
wat happnd wen u woke up?
Are you trying to tell me that my name is not "Aww , How Cute"?
der r wurst namez den dat...
do u rly beweve in alienz?