dat darn kitteh iz at it again!

I tried to stick up for you, but I think they're gonna pin balloon popping on you.

i fink u lernd ur lessun.

It was the cat. I tried to stop him but it was too late.

it iz alwayz teh kitteh...

I know this looks bad, but we got a perfectly good explanation for it... it was the cat.

kittehs r always gud exkuse.

Look, fella, you can glare at me all you want! The cat did it, not me!

eben if it wuz meh, ai wud still blame da cat!