dat darn kitteh iz at it again!

I tried to stick up for you, but I think they're gonna pin balloon popping on you.

i fink u lernd ur lessun.

I know this looks bad, but we got a perfectly good explanation for it... it was the cat.

kittehs r always gud exkuse.

Look, fella, you can glare at me all you want! The cat did it, not me!

eben if it wuz meh, ai wud still blame da cat!

in times like these... blame the cat.

ai am being 4 serial!