It was the cat. I tried to stop him but it was too late.
it iz alwayz teh kitteh...
I know this looks bad, but we got a perfectly good explanation for it... it was the cat.
kittehs r always gud exkuse.
Look, fella, you can glare at me all you want! The cat did it, not me!
eben if it wuz meh, ai wud still blame da cat!
in times like these... blame the cat.
ai am being 4 serial!
He did it!!
bettr kleen dis mess up!
How long do you think she's gonna make us stay out here? You're the one who butt-scooted on the carpet! All I did was ask politely for a bite of her tuna sammich... ...30 or 40 times...
Y U NO BELEEV ME? It was teh kitteh!!1!
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