Bleach! I need it for my eyes!
ack! no! what has bin seen cannot be unseen! nooo!
i bettur nawt katchew reeding dis again!
ai had 2 du da same fing wif mai hooman!
I haven't been naughty this year but I'm about to be!
i can turn cheek reel kwick!
Ur internet history.... is disgusting.
oh man! u cawt meh!
wat? it eated mah food
halps meh owt heer, k?