I haven't been naughty this year but I'm about to be!
i can turn cheek reel kwick!
Ur internet history.... is disgusting.
oh man! u cawt meh!
wat? it eated mah food
halps meh owt heer, k?
U don evn wanna no wut demz sayd abut u
u r da tawlk ob teh town!
ai haz a bad fur day
OK, IZ CORNFUZED, I HAS 3 BRUDDERZ AN 2 SISTERZ AN ALL OB US R NAMT "NO NO BADPUPPY"
Roger was having a bad day And he didn't care who knew it