Bleach! I need it for my eyes!

ack! no! what has bin seen cannot be unseen! nooo!

i bettur nawt katchew reeding dis again!

ai had 2 du da same fing wif mai hooman!

I haven't been naughty this year but I'm about to be!

i can turn cheek reel kwick!

Ur internet history.... is disgusting.

oh man! u cawt meh!

wat? it eated mah food

halps meh owt heer, k?

U don evn wanna no wut demz sayd abut u

u r da tawlk ob teh town!