I can see why your sink is clogged
da kitteh neber gettin' it bak!
FEELS GOOD MAN
we noez da feeling!
Ohai, hotdogs! U voted 3 weeks ago 2 determin wich kinda goggiez wud b teh breed ob teh week dis week, an teh Schipperke wins!! So wifout furthur ado, heerz ur furst Schipperke ob teh week. We hoap u enjoy dese lubbly goggies!
Hez a pal-o-mine-o!
c'mon friend! let's go hab sum fun!
And when elected, I promise bacon in every dog bowl and a cheeseburger in every cat dish. (A winning candidate must be willing to cross the species line.)
ai am in it 2 win it!
ai will show u ebryfing u need 2 noez bowt da wurld, kiddo!
Aiz has a fake ID!!!
let's hab a gud tiem!!